IVY DAY IN THE COMMITTEE ROOM

Old Jack raked the cinders together with a piece of cardboard and

spread them judiciously over the whitening dome of coals. When the dome

was thinly covered his face lapsed into darkness but, as he set himself

to fan the fire again, his crouching shadow ascended the opposite wall

and his face slowly re-emerged into light. It was an old man’s face,

very bony and hairy. The moist blue eyes blinked at the fire and the

moist mouth fell open at times, munching once or twice mechanically

when it closed. When the cinders had caught he laid the piece of

cardboard against the wall, sighed and said:

“That’s better now, Mr O’Connor.”

Mr O’Connor, a grey-haired young man, whose face was disfigured by many

blotches and pimples, had just brought the tobacco for a cigarette into

a shapely cylinder but when spoken to he undid his handiwork

meditatively. Then he began to roll the tobacco again meditatively and

after a moment’s thought decided to lick the paper.

“Did Mr Tierney say when he’d be back?” he asked in a husky falsetto.

“He didn’t say.”

Mr O’Connor put his cigarette into his mouth and began to search his

pockets. He took out a pack of thin pasteboard cards.

“I’ll get you a match,” said the old man.

“Never mind, this’ll do,” said Mr O’Connor.

He selected one of the cards and read what was printed on it:

     MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS

     ROYAL EXCHANGE WARD

Mr Richard J. Tierney, P.L.G., respectfully solicits the favour of your

vote and influence at the coming election in the Royal Exchange Ward.

Mr O’Connor had been engaged by Tierney’s agent to canvass one part of

the ward but, as the weather was inclement and his boots let in the

wet, he spent a great part of the day sitting by the fire in the

Committee Room in Wicklow Street with Jack, the old caretaker. They had

been sitting thus since the short day had grown dark. It was the sixth

of October, dismal and cold out of doors.

Mr O’Connor tore a strip off the card and, lighting it, lit his

cigarette. As he did so the flame lit up a leaf of dark glossy ivy in

the lapel of his coat. The old man watched him attentively and then,

taking up the piece of cardboard again, began to fan the fire slowly

while his companion smoked.

“Ah, yes,” he said, continuing, “it’s hard to know what way to bring up

children. Now who’d think he’d turn out like that! I sent him to the

Christian Brothers and I done what I could for him, and there he goes

boosing about. I tried to make him someway decent.”

He replaced the cardboard wearily.

“Only I’m an old man now I’d change his tune for him. I’d take the

stick to his back and beat him while I could stand over him—as I done

many a time before. The mother, you know, she cocks him up with this

and that….”

“That’s what ruins children,” said Mr O’Connor.

“To be sure it is,” said the old man. “And little thanks you get for

it, only impudence. He takes th’upper hand of me whenever he sees I’ve

a sup taken. What’s the world coming to when sons speaks that way to

their father?”

“What age is he?” said Mr O’Connor.

“Nineteen,” said the old man.

“Why don’t you put him to something?”

“Sure, amn’t I never done at the drunken bowsy ever since he left

school? ‘I won’t keep you,’ I says. ‘You must get a job for yourself.’

But, sure, it’s worse whenever he gets a job; he drinks it all.”

Mr O’Connor shook his head in sympathy, and the old man fell silent,

gazing into the fire. Someone opened the door of the room and called

out:

“Hello! Is this a Freemasons’ meeting?”

“Who’s that?” said the old man.

“What are you doing in the dark?” asked a voice.

“Is that you, Hynes?” asked Mr O’Connor.

“Yes. What are you doing in the dark?” said Mr Hynes advancing into

the light of the fire.

He was a tall, slender young man with a light brown moustache. Imminent

little drops of rain hung at the brim of his hat and the collar of his

jacket-coat was turned up.

“Well, Mat,” he said to Mr O’Connor, “how goes it?”

Mr O’Connor shook his head. The old man left the hearth and, after

stumbling about the room returned with two candlesticks which he thrust

one after the other into the fire and carried to the table. A denuded

room came into view and the fire lost all its cheerful colour. The

walls of the room were bare except for a copy of an election address.

In the middle of the room was a small table on which papers were

heaped.

Mr Hynes leaned against the mantelpiece and asked:

“Has he paid you yet?”

“Not yet,” said Mr O’Connor. “I hope to God he’ll not leave us in the

lurch tonight.”

Mr Hynes laughed.

“O, he’ll pay you. Never fear,” he said.

“I hope he’ll look smart about it if he means business,” said Mr

O’Connor.

“What do you think, Jack?” said Mr Hynes satirically to the old man.

The old man returned to his seat by the fire, saying:

“It isn’t but he has it, anyway. Not like the other tinker.”

“What other tinker?” said Mr Hynes.

“Colgan,” said the old man scornfully.

“It is because Colgan’s a working-man you say that? What’s the

difference between a good honest bricklayer and a publican—eh? Hasn’t

the working-man as good a right to be in the Corporation as anyone

else—ay, and a better right than those shoneens that are always hat in

hand before any fellow with a handle to his name? Isn’t that so, Mat?”

said Mr Hynes, addressing Mr O’Connor.

“I think you’re right,” said Mr O’Connor.

“One man is a plain honest man with no hunker-sliding about him. He

goes in to represent the labour classes. This fellow you’re working for

only wants to get some job or other.”

“Of course, the working-classes should be represented,” said the old

man.

“The working-man,” said Mr Hynes, “gets all kicks and no halfpence. But

it’s labour produces everything. The working-man is not looking for fat

jobs for his sons and nephews and cousins. The working-man is not going

to drag the honour of Dublin in the mud to please a German monarch.”

“How’s that?” said the old man.

“Don’t you know they want to present an address of welcome to Edward

Rex if he comes here next year? What do we want kowtowing to a foreign

king?”

“Our man won’t vote for the address,” said Mr O’Connor. “He goes in on

the Nationalist ticket.”

“Won’t he?” said Mr Hynes. “Wait till you see whether he will or not. I

know him. Is it Tricky Dicky Tierney?”

“By God! perhaps you’re right, Joe,” said Mr O’Connor. “Anyway, I wish

he’d turn up with the spondulics.”

The three men fell silent. The old man began to rake more cinders

together. Mr Hynes took off his hat, shook it and then turned down the

collar of his coat, displaying, as he did so, an ivy leaf in the lapel.

“If this man was alive,” he said, pointing to the leaf, “we’d have no

talk of an address of welcome.”

“That’s true,” said Mr O’Connor.

“Musha, God be with them times!” said the old man. “There was some life

in it then.”

The room was silent again. Then a bustling little man with a snuffling

nose and very cold ears pushed in the door. He walked over quickly to

the fire, rubbing his hands as if he intended to produce a spark from

them.

“No money, boys,” he said.

“Sit down here, Mr Henchy,” said the old man, offering him his chair.

“O, don’t stir, Jack, don’t stir,” said Mr Henchy.

He nodded curtly to Mr Hynes and sat down on the chair which the old

man vacated.

“Did you serve Aungier Street?” he asked Mr O’Connor.

“Yes,” said Mr O’Connor, beginning to search his pockets for memoranda.

“Did you call on Grimes?”

“I did.”

“Well? How does he stand?”

“He wouldn’t promise. He said: ‘I won’t tell anyone what way I’m going

to vote.’ But I think he’ll be all right.”

“Why so?”

“He asked me who the nominators were; and I told him. I mentioned

Father Burke’s name. I think it’ll be all right.”

Mr Henchy began to snuffle and to rub his hands over the fire at a

terrific speed. Then he said:

“For the love of God, Jack, bring us a bit of coal. There must be some

left.”

The old man went out of the room.

“It’s no go,” said Mr Henchy, shaking his head. “I asked the little

shoeboy, but he said: ‘Oh, now, Mr Henchy, when I see the work going on

properly I won’t forget you, you may be sure.’ Mean little tinker!

’Usha, how could he be anything else?”

“What did I tell you, Mat?” said Mr Hynes. “Tricky Dicky Tierney.”

“O, he’s as tricky as they make ’em,” said Mr Henchy. “He hasn’t got

those little pigs’ eyes for nothing. Blast his soul! Couldn’t he pay up

like a man instead of: ‘O, now, Mr Henchy, I must speak to Mr

Fanning…. I’ve spent a lot of money’? Mean little shoeboy of hell! I

suppose he forgets the time his little old father kept the hand-me-down

shop in Mary’s Lane.”

“But is that a fact?” asked Mr O’Connor.

“God, yes,” said Mr Henchy. “Did you never hear that? And the men used

to go in on Sunday morning before the houses were open to buy a

waistcoat or a trousers—moya! But Tricky Dicky’s little old father

always had a tricky little black bottle up in a corner. Do you mind

now? That’s that. That’s where he first saw the light.”

The old man returned with a few lumps of coal which he placed here and

there on the fire.

“That’s a nice how-do-you-do,” said Mr O’Connor. “How does he expect us

to work for him if he won’t stump up?”

“I can’t help it,” said Mr Henchy. “I expect to find the bailiffs in

the hall when I go home.”

Mr Hynes laughed and, shoving himself away from the mantelpiece with

the aid of his shoulders, made ready to leave.

“It’ll be all right when King Eddie comes,” he said. “Well boys, I’m

off for the present. See you later. ’Bye, ’bye.”

He went out of the room slowly. Neither Mr Henchy nor the old man said

anything but, just as the door was closing, Mr O’Connor, who had been

staring moodily into the fire, called out suddenly:

“’Bye, Joe.”

Mr Henchy waited a few moments and then nodded in the direction of the

door.

“Tell me,” he said across the fire, “what brings our friend in here?

What does he want?”

“’Usha, poor Joe!” said Mr O’Connor, throwing the end of his cigarette

into the fire, “he’s hard up, like the rest of us.”

Mr Henchy snuffled vigorously and spat so copiously that he nearly put

out the fire, which uttered a hissing protest.

“To tell you my private and candid opinion,” he said, “I think he’s a

man from the other camp. He’s a spy of Colgan’s, if you ask me. Just go

round and try and find out how they’re getting on. They won’t suspect

you. Do you twig?”

“Ah, poor Joe is a decent skin,” said Mr O’Connor.

“His father was a decent respectable man,” Mr Henchy admitted. “Poor

old Larry Hynes! Many a good turn he did in his day! But I’m greatly

afraid our friend is not nineteen carat. Damn it, I can understand a

fellow being hard up, but what I can’t understand is a fellow sponging.

Couldn’t he have some spark of manhood about him?”

“He doesn’t get a warm welcome from me when he comes,” said the old

man. “Let him work for his own side and not come spying around here.”

“I don’t know,” said Mr O’Connor dubiously, as he took out

cigarette-papers and tobacco. “I think Joe Hynes is a straight man.

He’s a clever chap, too, with the pen. Do you remember that thing he

wrote…?”

“Some of these hillsiders and fenians are a bit too clever if you ask

me,” said Mr Henchy. “Do you know what my private and candid opinion is

about some of those little jokers? I believe half of them are in the

pay of the Castle.”

“There’s no knowing,” said the old man.

“O, but I know it for a fact,” said Mr Henchy. “They’re Castle

hacks…. I don’t say Hynes…. No, damn it, I think he’s a stroke

above that…. But there’s a certain little nobleman with a

cock-eye—you know the patriot I’m alluding to?”

Mr O’Connor nodded.

“There’s a lineal descendant of Major Sirr for you if you like! O, the

heart’s blood of a patriot! That’s a fellow now that’d sell his country

for fourpence—ay—and go down on his bended knees and thank the Almighty

Christ he had a country to sell.”

There was a knock at the door.

“Come in!” said Mr Henchy.

A person resembling a poor clergyman or a poor actor appeared in the

doorway. His black clothes were tightly buttoned on his short body and

it was impossible to say whether he wore a clergyman’s collar or a

layman’s, because the collar of his shabby frock-coat, the uncovered

buttons of which reflected the candlelight, was turned up about his

neck. He wore a round hat of hard black felt. His face, shining with

raindrops, had the appearance of damp yellow cheese save where two rosy

spots indicated the cheekbones. He opened his very long mouth suddenly

to express disappointment and at the same time opened wide his very

bright blue eyes to express pleasure and surprise.

“O Father Keon!” said Mr Henchy, jumping up from his chair. “Is that

you? Come in!”

“O, no, no, no!” said Father Keon quickly, pursing his lips as if he

were addressing a child.

“Won’t you come in and sit down?”

“No, no, no!” said Father Keon, speaking in a discreet indulgent

velvety voice. “Don’t let me disturb you now! I’m just looking for Mr

Fanning….”

“He’s round at the _Black Eagle_,” said Mr Henchy. “But won’t you come

in and sit down a minute?”

“No, no, thank you. It was just a little business matter,” said Father

Keon. “Thank you, indeed.”

He retreated from the doorway and Mr Henchy, seizing one of the

candlesticks, went to the door to light him downstairs.

“O, don’t trouble, I beg!”

“No, but the stairs is so dark.”

“No, no, I can see…. Thank you, indeed.”

“Are you right now?”

“All right, thanks…. Thanks.”

Mr Henchy returned with the candlestick and put it on the table. He sat

down again at the fire. There was silence for a few moments.

“Tell me, John,” said Mr O’Connor, lighting his cigarette with another

pasteboard card.

“Hm?”

“What he is exactly?”

“Ask me an easier one,” said Mr Henchy.

“Fanning and himself seem to me very thick. They’re often in Kavanagh’s

together. Is he a priest at all?”

“Mmmyes, I believe so…. I think he’s what you call a black sheep. We

haven’t many of them, thank God! but we have a few…. He’s an

unfortunate man of some kind….”

“And how does he knock it out?” asked Mr O’Connor.

“That’s another mystery.”

“Is he attached to any chapel or church or institution or——”

“No,” said Mr Henchy, “I think he’s travelling on his own account….

God forgive me,” he added, “I thought he was the dozen of stout.”

“Is there any chance of a drink itself?” asked Mr O’Connor.

“I’m dry too,” said the old man.

“I asked that little shoeboy three times,” said Mr Henchy, “would he

send up a dozen of stout. I asked him again now, but he was leaning on

the counter in his shirt-sleeves having a deep goster with Alderman

Cowley.”

“Why didn’t you remind him?” said Mr O’Connor.

“Well, I couldn’t go over while he was talking to Alderman Cowley. I

just waited till I caught his eye, and said: ‘About that little matter

I was speaking to you about….’ ‘That’ll be all right, Mr H.,’ he

said. Yerra, sure the little hop-o’-my-thumb has forgotten all about

it.”

“There’s some deal on in that quarter,” said Mr O’Connor thoughtfully.

“I saw the three of them hard at it yesterday at Suffolk Street

corner.”

“I think I know the little game they’re at,” said Mr Henchy. “You must

owe the City Fathers money nowadays if you want to be made Lord Mayor.

Then they’ll make you Lord Mayor. By God! I’m thinking seriously of

becoming a City Father myself. What do you think? Would I do for the

job?”

Mr O’Connor laughed.

“So far as owing money goes….”

“Driving out of the Mansion House,” said Mr Henchy, “in all my vermin,

with Jack here standing up behind me in a powdered wig—eh?”

“And make me your private secretary, John.”

“Yes. And I’ll make Father Keon my private chaplain. We’ll have a

family party.”

“Faith, Mr Henchy,” said the old man, “you’d keep up better style than

some of them. I was talking one day to old Keegan, the porter. ‘And how

do you like your new master, Pat?’ says I to him. ‘You haven’t much

entertaining now,’ says I. ‘Entertaining!’ says he. ‘He’d live on the

smell of an oil-rag.’ And do you know what he told me? Now, I declare

to God I didn’t believe him.”

“What?” said Mr Henchy and Mr O’Connor.

“He told me: ‘What do you think of a Lord Mayor of Dublin sending out

for a pound of chops for his dinner? How’s that for high living?’ says

he. ‘Wisha! wisha,’ says I. ‘A pound of chops,’ says he, ‘coming into

the Mansion House.’ ‘Wisha!’ says I, ‘what kind of people is going at

all now?’”

At this point there was a knock at the door, and a boy put in his head.

“What is it?” said the old man.

“From the _Black Eagle_,” said the boy, walking in sideways and

depositing a basket on the floor with a noise of shaken bottles.

The old man helped the boy to transfer the bottles from the basket to

the table and counted the full tally. After the transfer the boy put

his basket on his arm and asked:

“Any bottles?”

“What bottles?” said the old man.

“Won’t you let us drink them first?” said Mr Henchy.

“I was told to ask for the bottles.”

“Come back tomorrow,” said the old man.

“Here, boy!” said Mr Henchy, “will you run over to O’Farrell’s and ask

him to lend us a corkscrew—for Mr Henchy, say. Tell him we won’t keep

it a minute. Leave the basket there.”

The boy went out and Mr Henchy began to rub his hands cheerfully,

saying:

“Ah, well, he’s not so bad after all. He’s as good as his word,

anyhow.”

“There’s no tumblers,” said the old man.

“O, don’t let that trouble you, Jack,” said Mr Henchy. “Many’s the good

man before now drank out of the bottle.”

“Anyway, it’s better than nothing,” said Mr O’Connor.

“He’s not a bad sort,” said Mr Henchy, “only Fanning has such a loan of

him. He means well, you know, in his own tinpot way.”

The boy came back with the corkscrew. The old man opened three bottles

and was handing back the corkscrew when Mr Henchy said to the boy:

“Would you like a drink, boy?”

“If you please, sir,” said the boy.

The old man opened another bottle grudgingly, and handed it to the boy.

“What age are you?” he asked.

“Seventeen,” said the boy.

As the old man said nothing further, the boy took the bottle and said:

“Here’s my best respects, sir,” to Mr Henchy, drank the contents, put

the bottle back on the table and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Then

he took up the corkscrew and went out of the door sideways, muttering

some form of salutation.

“That’s the way it begins,” said the old man.

“The thin edge of the wedge,” said Mr Henchy.

The old man distributed the three bottles which he had opened and the

men drank from them simultaneously. After having drunk each placed his

bottle on the mantelpiece within hand’s reach and drew in a long breath

of satisfaction.

“Well, I did a good day’s work today,” said Mr Henchy, after a pause.

“That so, John?”

“Yes. I got him one or two sure things in Dawson Street, Crofton and

myself. Between ourselves, you know, Crofton (he’s a decent chap, of

course), but he’s not worth a damn as a canvasser. He hasn’t a word to

throw to a dog. He stands and looks at the people while I do the

talking.”

Here two men entered the room. One of them was a very fat man whose

blue serge clothes seemed to be in danger of falling from his sloping

figure. He had a big face which resembled a young ox’s face in

expression, staring blue eyes and a grizzled moustache. The other man,

who was much younger and frailer, had a thin, clean-shaven face. He

wore a very high double collar and a wide-brimmed bowler hat.

“Hello, Crofton!” said Mr Henchy to the fat man. “Talk of the

devil….”

“Where did the boose come from?” asked the young man. “Did the cow

calve?”

“O, of course, Lyons spots the drink first thing!” said Mr O’Connor,

laughing.

“Is that the way you chaps canvass,” said Mr Lyons, “and Crofton and I

out in the cold and rain looking for votes?”

“Why, blast your soul,” said Mr Henchy, “I’d get more votes in five

minutes than you two’d get in a week.”

“Open two bottles of stout, Jack,” said Mr O’Connor.

“How can I?” said the old man, “when there’s no corkscrew?”

“Wait now, wait now!” said Mr Henchy, getting up quickly. “Did you ever

see this little trick?”

He took two bottles from the table and, carrying them to the fire, put

them on the hob. Then he sat down again by the fire and took another

drink from his bottle. Mr Lyons sat on the edge of the table, pushed

his hat towards the nape of his neck and began to swing his legs.

“Which is my bottle?” he asked.

“This lad,” said Mr Henchy.

Mr Crofton sat down on a box and looked fixedly at the other bottle on

the hob. He was silent for two reasons. The first reason, sufficient in

itself, was that he had nothing to say; the second reason was that he

considered his companions beneath him. He had been a canvasser for

Wilkins, the Conservative, but when the Conservatives had withdrawn

their man and, choosing the lesser of two evils, given their support to

the Nationalist candidate, he had been engaged to work for Mr Tierney.

In a few minutes an apologetic “Pok!” was heard as the cork flew out of

Mr Lyons’ bottle. Mr Lyons jumped off the table, went to the fire, took

his bottle and carried it back to the table.

“I was just telling them, Crofton,” said Mr Henchy, “that we got a good

few votes today.”

“Who did you get?” asked Mr Lyons.

“Well, I got Parkes for one, and I got Atkinson for two, and got Ward

of Dawson Street. Fine old chap he is, too—regular old toff, old

Conservative! ‘But isn’t your candidate a Nationalist?’ said he. ‘He’s

a respectable man,’ said I. ‘He’s in favour of whatever will benefit

this country. He’s a big ratepayer,’ I said. ‘He has extensive house

property in the city and three places of business and isn’t it to his

own advantage to keep down the rates? He’s a prominent and respected

citizen,’ said I, ‘and a Poor Law Guardian, and he doesn’t belong to

any party, good, bad, or indifferent.’ That’s the way to talk to ’em.”

“And what about the address to the King?” said Mr Lyons, after drinking

and smacking his lips.

“Listen to me,” said Mr Henchy. “What we want in this country, as I

said to old Ward, is capital. The King’s coming here will mean an

influx of money into this country. The citizens of Dublin will benefit

by it. Look at all the factories down by the quays there, idle! Look at

all the money there is in the country if we only worked the old

industries, the mills, the ship-building yards and factories. It’s

capital we want.”

“But look here, John,” said Mr O’Connor. “Why should we welcome the

King of England? Didn’t Parnell himself….”

“Parnell,” said Mr Henchy, “is dead. Now, here’s the way I look at it.

Here’s this chap come to the throne after his old mother keeping him

out of it till the man was grey. He’s a man of the world, and he means

well by us. He’s a jolly fine decent fellow, if you ask me, and no damn

nonsense about him. He just says to himself: ‘The old one never went to

see these wild Irish. By Christ, I’ll go myself and see what they’re

like.’ And are we going to insult the man when he comes over here on a

friendly visit? Eh? Isn’t that right, Crofton?”

Mr Crofton nodded his head.

“But after all now,” said Mr Lyons argumentatively, “King Edward’s

life, you know, is not the very….”

“Let bygones be bygones,” said Mr Henchy. “I admire the man personally.

He’s just an ordinary knockabout like you and me. He’s fond of his

glass of grog and he’s a bit of a rake, perhaps, and he’s a good

sportsman. Damn it, can’t we Irish play fair?”

“That’s all very fine,” said Mr Lyons. “But look at the case of Parnell

now.”

“In the name of God,” said Mr Henchy, “where’s the analogy between the

two cases?”

“What I mean,” said Mr Lyons, “is we have our ideals. Why, now, would

we welcome a man like that? Do you think now after what he did Parnell

was a fit man to lead us? And why, then, would we do it for Edward the

Seventh?”

“This is Parnell’s anniversary,” said Mr O’Connor, “and don’t let us

stir up any bad blood. We all respect him now that he’s dead and

gone—even the Conservatives,” he added, turning to Mr Crofton.

Pok! The tardy cork flew out of Mr Crofton’s bottle. Mr Crofton got up

from his box and went to the fire. As he returned with his capture he

said in a deep voice:

“Our side of the house respects him, because he was a gentleman.”

“Right you are, Crofton!” said Mr Henchy fiercely. “He was the only man

that could keep that bag of cats in order. ‘Down, ye dogs! Lie down, ye

curs!’ That’s the way he treated them. Come in, Joe! Come in!” he

called out, catching sight of Mr Hynes in the doorway.

Mr Hynes came in slowly.

“Open another bottle of stout, Jack,” said Mr Henchy. “O, I forgot

there’s no corkscrew! Here, show me one here and I’ll put it at the

fire.”

The old man handed him another bottle and he placed it on the hob.

“Sit down, Joe,” said Mr O’Connor, “we’re just talking about the

Chief.”

“Ay, ay!” said Mr Henchy.

Mr Hynes sat on the side of the table near Mr Lyons but said nothing.

“There’s one of them, anyhow,” said Mr Henchy, “that didn’t renege him.

By God, I’ll say for you, Joe! No, by God, you stuck to him like a

man!”

“O, Joe,” said Mr O’Connor suddenly. “Give us that thing you wrote—do

you remember? Have you got it on you?”

“O, ay!” said Mr Henchy. “Give us that. Did you ever hear that,

Crofton? Listen to this now: splendid thing.”

“Go on,” said Mr O’Connor. “Fire away, Joe.”

Mr Hynes did not seem to remember at once the piece to which they were

alluding but, after reflecting a while, he said:

“O, that thing is it…. Sure, that’s old now.”

“Out with it, man!” said Mr O’Connor.

“’Sh, ’sh,” said Mr Henchy. “Now, Joe!”

Mr Hynes hesitated a little longer. Then amid the silence he took off

his hat, laid it on the table and stood up. He seemed to be rehearsing

the piece in his mind. After a rather long pause he announced:

     THE DEATH OF PARNELL

     6_th October_ 1891

He cleared his throat once or twice and then began to recite:

     He is dead. Our Uncrowned King is dead.

         O, Erin, mourn with grief and woe

     For he lies dead whom the fell gang

         Of modern hypocrites laid low.

     He lies slain by the coward hounds

         He raised to glory from the mire;

     And Erin’s hopes and Erin’s dreams

         Perish upon her monarch’s pyre.

     In palace, cabin or in cot

         The Irish heart where’er it be

     Is bowed with woe—for he is gone

         Who would have wrought her destiny.

     He would have had his Erin famed,

         The green flag gloriously unfurled,

     Her statesmen, bards and warriors raised

         Before the nations of the World.

     He dreamed (alas, ’twas but a dream!)

         Of Liberty: but as he strove

     To clutch that idol, treachery

         Sundered him from the thing he loved.

     Shame on the coward, caitiff hands

         That smote their Lord or with a kiss

     Betrayed him to the rabble-rout

         Of fawning priests—no friends of his.

     May everlasting shame consume

         The memory of those who tried

     To befoul and smear the exalted name

         Of one who spurned them in his pride.

     He fell as fall the mighty ones,

         Nobly undaunted to the last,

     And death has now united him

         With Erin’s heroes of the past.

     No sound of strife disturb his sleep!

         Calmly he rests: no human pain

     Or high ambition spurs him now

         The peaks of glory to attain.

     They had their way: they laid him low.

         But Erin, list, his spirit may

     Rise, like the Phœnix from the flames,

         When breaks the dawning of the day,

     The day that brings us Freedom’s reign.

         And on that day may Erin well

     Pledge in the cup she lifts to Joy

         One grief—the memory of Parnell.

Mr Hynes sat down again on the table. When he had finished his

recitation there was a silence and then a burst of clapping: even Mr

Lyons clapped. The applause continued for a little time. When it had

ceased all the auditors drank from their bottles in silence.

Pok! The cork flew out of Mr Hynes’ bottle, but Mr Hynes remained

sitting flushed and bareheaded on the table. He did not seem to have

heard the invitation.

“Good man, Joe!” said Mr O’Connor, taking out his cigarette papers and

pouch the better to hide his emotion.

“What do you think of that, Crofton?” cried Mr Henchy. “Isn’t that

fine? What?”

Mr Crofton said that it was a very fine piece of writing.

Shaws and Goolees

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